I Will Slap You Silly...

talk about people going nuts.

i was walking past that chocolate dip shop in esplanade with a friend and she remarked would it be heaven to be able to have chocolate fondue with everything that we eat.

so i said that would indeed be heavenly. so she said "hey maybe we can try tt one of these days?"

so i said of coz we must, but maybe we don't go to that particular shop coz it's not halal and god knows what's in their chocolate.

"but then," she cried in alarm, "how to eat chocolate liddat?"

so i said "haiyah, XX got fondue set at home wat...we make at her house lah!!"

so she said, "ahhh....ok onz!"

so i forgot i ever had this banal discussion until one day Ariel's voice singing Sally Sendiri wafted through the din of the Banquet where i was having lunch so i answered, "hello?"

"hello? is that khai?! eh, who are you to go around telling people that the chocolate fondue is not halal? eh kau jangan sembarang spread stories tau! chocolate is chocolate, wat...unless kau makan babi chocolate then lain ah! kau buat panic jer tau!"

...i asked, "who is this?"

"ni aku lah...WW. eh aku selalu makan kat kedai tu. tak ada aper aper pun. are you like one of those people who like to set fatwas lah or cakap nie halal, tu haram. eh,