Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The End Of Time

yesterday after our prayers i looked out the window hoping to catch a glimpse of this.


and to my amusement, so many other heads were popping out of windows. alas, the moon's eclipse path did not pass by our skies.

i told aby how amazing it is that such a phenomenon can happen under God's grace. at precisely the same time, all around the world people are looking at exactly the same thing. we mere humans can never dream of replicating such an occurrence.

then aby reminded me that such signs warn of the impending akhir zaman – the end of time. in skolah ugama when i was younger, ustazahs always used to warn that Rasullulah feared for his ummah, as the time between then and the end of time was this short (separate your thumb and index finger about one inch). that was why he led solat gerhana mata hari/bulan when these occurrences happened, praying for God to protect us from the coming of the dajjal.

just think, in just this lifetime alone, how many solar/lunar eclipses have there been? the one that happened yesterday was the second this year; the first one was in march. for the past ten years, the earth saw an average of 2.5 lunar eclipses per year. scientists are already predicting the next one to be on 21 feb 2008. for the solar eclipse, which is supposed to be an even more rarer occurrence happened an average of 2.4 times a year.

therefore i concluded that the night of 28 august 2007 is a blessed night indeed. it being nisfu syaaban + eclipse + it was raining very heavily the whole day = one blessed night. so if the end of time was really very near, then yesterday was just another one of the signs.

so what do you do when there are signs that the end of time is near? move into a mosque? quit your job and stay on the sajadah all day all night? start memorizing the holy quran before its text disappear from its pages?

Friday, August 17, 2007

Angry!

Angry!

i bought a bedsheet set that promised one fitted sheet, one bolster case and two pillow cases, i only got one fitted sheet, one bolster case and ONE pillow case in the package.

ANGRY!

i got a craving for my all-time fave comfort food ruffles sour cream and cheddar cheese which used to cost only 2.35 but when i went to buy it yesterday it was selling at 2.95.

ANGRY!!

i woke up early like a good pseudo housewife to do the three loads of laundry i've been procrastinating. and the moment i pressed the "wash" button, it started to rain. for a good THREE hours.

*sigh*....

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I Must Not

I Must Not...

...get addicted to honour and passion...

...get addicted to honour and passion...

...get addicted to honour and passion...



how not to ?????????

go away...the last time i was this in crush with a local channel eight actor was in 1995 with thomas ong in the brothers five.





Thursday, July 05, 2007

Bye Bye Bye!

i bought the phone on friday and i lost the phone on wednesday.

just my luck.

please email me omnichups@yahoo.com your number for my new sim card.

thanks lah.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

(Un)Happy Birthday To Me

woah so sad.

i did not expect my last day to be so sad. i was dreaming of a sweet departure from the wayang drama agency, despite the last minute negotiation to get me to to change my mind about leaving. who knew i'd accumulate 6 boxes and 4 paper bags of stuff during the 42 months stay? and of course, daniel had to send me that photo of william as my last email. i had said i was not going to cry, but i should have never opened that attachment. worst, i had given all my tissue boxes away to bruce and emie.

they sent me downstairs, emir, strongkopi & TW, with me pushing my trolley of boxes and paperbags and umbrella. the cab was waiting. they helped to load the cab and final bubbyes and promises to stay in touch, then i left. and sobbed all the way home. apek still can say, "ah miss ah, behind your head there got tissue hor." thanks lah apek.

met aby at the carpark and he helped to carry the stuff upstairs. in bed, i continued sobbing in his arms while he pooh-ed and pah-ed at my little breakdown, saying i should try and not get so worked up by getting so emotionally attached and involved to the place. whatever it is, leave it behind and channel the feeling to something constructive.

constructive it is. it is my birthday this morning, and i just spent 3 hours un-packing the stuff i brought home, and whaddaya know...i have an anecdote for every time. i ended up putting all the stuff back in the boxes and see if i can try clearing them another day. so much for being constructive.

(un)happy birthday to me.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Allah Selamatkan Aby Saya


happy birthday aby! you only deserve the most bestest wife in the world.
how lucky. : )

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I AM FREE

I AM FREE!

i'm free! it's done! yay!

"All praises belong to Allah the Cherisher, the Sustainer, Developer and Perfector of the worlds, the most Compassionate, the Merciful."

Monday, May 07, 2007

Peterpan's Latest Album May 2007

Peterpan's Latest Album May 2007

and PETERPAN IS BACK! iloveitiloveitiloveit!

you can hear their growth in their songs, with new dimensions of tunes weaved into the harmonies. and listening to ariel's voice reminded me why i fell hard for them in the first place.

the songs are DEMO versions, you've gotta wait for the full release of the album eh?

sneak preview at Peterpan's Latest Album May 2007 !

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Honeymoon Bintan April 2007

Honeymoon Bintan April 2007

aby and me were in bintan from 28 apr to 1 may 2007, making use of the april long weekend promotion. it was an early second honeymoon for us since we will be super occupied during our birthdays and anniversary. it was a nice close for aby as he moves on in his career, and me starting a new portfolio in july and a good start into our second year of married life.



see Honeymoon Bintan Apr07 for more pics.









Neologisms

NEOLOGISMS

The Washington Post publishes a contest for readers in which they are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Bustard (n.), a rude bus driver.

Semantics (n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood.

Spatula: n. A fight among vampires.

Excruciate: n., the ligament that attaches your ex-wife to your paycheck.

Perplexed: adj., lost in a movie theater.

Population: n., that nice sensation you get when drinking soda.

Racket: n., a small pair of breasts.

Nincompoop: n., the military command responsible for battlefield sanitation.

Ineffable: adj., describes someone you absolutely cannot swear in front of.

Pontificate: n., a document given to each graduating pope.

Pimple: n., pimp's apprentice.

Discussion: n., a Frisbee-related head injury.

Ozone: n., area in which the G-spot is located.

Flattery: n., a place that manufactures A and B cup brassieres only.

Cabbage Patch: A patch for those trying to stop eating cabbage.

Sudafed: A software program on how to file a civil action against the government.

Pop Secret: Paternity suit settled without publicity.

Oral-B: Monica's grade on her last intern evaluation.

The Washington Posts Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. This yielded:

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: End of the world due to a build up of bad-vibes.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Tumfoolery: When a middle-aged man sucks in his stomach while being introduced to an attractive woman

Fadavers: Last year's hot fads.

Main Geeze: How an elderly, unmarried couple refer to each other.

Polarvoid: The state of having no baby pictures, a condition that usually befalls the second-born child.

Dozie: The lie a person tells when a telephone caller wakes him up and he denies that he was sleeping.

Hooternanny: The au pair you thought was especially promising, but your wife sent back to the agency.

Alexpandria: A town known for its buffet restaurants.

Apocalypstic: The little smudge I came home with on my collar that makes my wife act like it's the end of the world.

Defenestraction: A ruse to divert the cop's attention while you throw the evidence out the window.

Accimental: Caused by a Freudian slip.

Algaebra: What the Little Mermaid wears over her chest.

Aliass: A body double for a nude scene.

Arbyss: The deepest part of the stomach, reserved for two Giant Roast Beefs, large Curly Fries and a chocolate shake.

Avant-harde: Before the Cialis kicks in.

Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

Guillozine: a magazine for executioners.

Buzz Words and Phrases for the 21st Century

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists."

TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

CHIPS & SALSA: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again. (Try not to dent the case.)

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CLM: (Career Limiting Move) Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

DILBERTED: To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character."I've been Dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. "Don't bother asking him ... he's 404, man."

Thursday, April 26, 2007

What Da Heck Does That Mean?

What Da Heck Does That Mean?

"luminous marrow murmurs lightning praise."

who can tell me what this means?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Georgous Inc BBQ 14 April 2007

Georgous Inc BBQ 14 April 2007

nyah and eepit held an appreciation bbq for the bridesmaids and the bestmen. it turned out to be a night of adventure, bluffing and ballet.



see http://omnichups.multiply.com/photos/album/29 for more pics!

Pokka Green Tea Lovers UNITE!

Pokka Green Tea Lovers UNITE!



Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Slow Down Culture

Slow Down Culture

(Written By unknown)

It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.

Globalize processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results. Therefore, we have come to posses a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate,hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.

Said in another words:
1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.

2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.

3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.

4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned companies. Volvo supplies the NASA.

The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work). The first day, I didn't say anything, either the second or third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be late and need a place closer to the door. Don't you think?” Imagine my face.

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe name Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing.

Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.

Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity"(life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the "quality of being". French people, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British (True?). Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been driven up by 20%. This slow attitude has brought forth the US's attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!".

This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It means reestablishing family values, friends, free and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous. It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living.

It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do.

It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.

In the movie, Scent of a Woman, there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then they dance to a tango.

Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists. We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment.

As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Congratulations for reading till the end of this message. There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this globalized world.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Sorry No Cure

Sorry No Cure

somebody hurt me very recently. actually it was over 3 weeks. at each incident, i confronted somebody about it. at each session somebody apologized again and again and express regrets at having wronged me. somebody could not even explain why somebody did it; somebody just said that it was a spur of the moment sin. somebody plead temporary insanity.

the first time it happened, i nearly died. my heart broke. the usual thoughts of being angry and betrayed and upset consumed me i was unable to function for 2 days. then we talked it out and somebody apologized and we put it behind us. or

so i thought.

a few days later it happened again and again i confronted somebody. somebody said that it was just a residual mistake. so i gave somebody the benefit of the doubt and again, we put it behind us.

then two weeks later, it happened. this time it happened on a larger scale. like tammy-tay-nyp-scandal proportions. this time there was no room for doubt as the evidence literally landed in my lap. does it ever end?

i consider somebody as someone important to me. that’s why i stayed and fought tooth and nails not to give up on somebody and work with somebody to overcome these obstacles.

somebody has apologized repeatedly. somebody admitted the mistakes, somebody tried to make up for it. come to think of it, somebody is still trying to absolve the wrongdoings to me.

so now the ball is in my court. yes, all the lies, the cover-ups, the sneaking around hurt. and now i need help to forgive somebody.

i considered payback. will this help? should i go out and do something that is of equal weight as what somebody did to me? so that somebody can feel the hurt somebody dished out? sorry ah, no strength to be the bigger person here.

i told somebody “i forgive you, but i cannot forget it just yet.” and somebody said, “it’s ok. take your time.”

so now i have the time, but no means. how do i forgive somebody? i keep remembering what somebody has done, it keeps replaying in my mind! does anyone know a doa/prayer to help me forget?

You're Sorry? You're Sorry?!

You're Sorry? You're Sorry!?

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.


really...say it with me.

to err is human. to forgive, divine.

My Boss And Me

My Boss And Me

when i take a long time
i am slow.

when my boss takes long time
she is thorough

when i don't do it
i am lazy

when my boss doesn't do it
she is too busy

when i do something without being told
i am trying to be smart

when my boss does the same
that is initiative

when i please my boss
i am apple - polishing

when my boss please her boss
she's co-operating

when i do well, my boss never remembers
when i do wrong, she never forgets

Because I Hate My Job, Lah...Abothen?

Because I Hate My Job, Lah...Abothen?
oi my friends yang thinking of switching jobs or looking for better opportunities! it is a vibrant job economy...really! i know! i work at the wayang drama agency, remember?

Six Common Job-Interview QuestionsBy Tom Musbach (published on Yahoo!HotJobs 19 March 2007)

Try These Sample Questions to Help Get Ready

One of the easiest ways to build confidence before a job interview is to prepare answers to questions you might be asked. Whether you're applying for a position as a web programmer, accountant, or legal secretary, interviewers often use some general questions to assess candidates, so you'll increase your chances for success if you prepare for them in advance.

Six common questions are listed below, along with insights from several recruitment professionals about how to answer. As part of your interview preparation, take the time to formulate answers to each question, focusing on specific tasks and accomplishments.

"What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
This is one of the most well-known interview questions, and interviewers often ask it indirectly, as in, "What did your most recent boss suggest as areas for improvement in your last performance review?"


Lindsay Olson, founder of Paradigm Staffing Solutions, a firm specializing in hiring public relations professionals, suggests tailoring your "strengths" answer to skills that will benefit the prospective employer. Though you may have a knack for building gingerbread houses, it might be of little value for the job at hand.

When it comes to weaknesses, or areas of growth, Olson recommends building on your answer to include "how you have improved, and specifics on what you have done to improve yourself in those areas."

"Why did you leave your last position?"
"Interviewers will always want to know your reasoning behind leaving a company ? particularly short stints," says Olson. "Be prepared to tell the truth, without speaking negatively about past employment."

"Can you describe a previous work situation in which you ... ?"
This question comes in many forms, but what the interviewer is looking for is your behavior on the job. Your answer could focus on resolving a crisis, overcoming a negotiation deadlock, handling a problem coworker, or juggling multiple tasks on a project.

The theory behind this type of question is that past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior, according to Yves Lermusi, CEO of Checkster, a company that offers career and talent checkup tools. "The key to responding well is preparing real job examples, describing your behavior in specific situations that demonstrate important skills that the job requires."

"What is your ideal work environment?"
This question is not about whether you prefer a cubicle or an office, so think broadly to include ideas about supervision, management styles, and your workday routine.

Bob Hancock, senior recruiter for video game publisher Electronic Arts, says that he uses this question with candidates because it can give "a sense of their work habits, how flexible they are with their schedules, and how creative they are."

"How do you handle mistakes?"
The best strategy for this general question is to focus on one or two specific examples in the past and, if possible, highlight resolutions or actions that might have relevance to the job you're interviewing for.


"Employers want to know they're hiring someone with the maturity to accept responsibility and the wherewithal to remedy their own mistakes," says Debra Davenport, a master professional mentor and columnist for the Business Journal in Phoenix.

"What is your most notable accomplishment?"
Paradigm Staffing's Olson suggests that candidates think of three or four accomplishments and quantify what their actions meant in terms of increasing revenues, saving resources, or improving resources.


"Being able to quantify your achievements in your career will launch you ahead of the rest," she says, "and demonstrate your ability to do the same as a future employee."

Why It Was None Of Your Business

sorry about the previous post. i had a lot of steam to let off.

i was minding my own business at the office that day. as usual i went to the water cooler to get my drink. suddenly there was this voice, asking, “so, you’re not pregnant yet, is it?”

huh? i looked up and it was this woman from another division. i don’t even know her name, but
maybe she knows mine, (but that doesn’t really count coz i’ve been around the wayang drama agency for over three years now, so by default a lot of people would know me, but i digress)

so back to this woman. sure we talk, i greet her the common “good morning!” / “going for lunch?” / “long day, huh?” as i greet anyone but we are probably as close to being friends as mars is from pluto (which isn’t even a planet anymore, i hear...but i digress. again)

well, the blinking point it, i don’t know her from adam and here she is asking that question. i was
still recovering when she jumped in with the next question. “you are family planning is it? how, ah you family planning?”

what the …

*gobsmacked* how rude! how rude! how rude!

you tell me? how?